schistcity:

faeriedreams:

*sees my girl mutual getting romantically involved w men on tumblr* promise you’ll stop for me

scholar-of-envy:

girls will literally say “i should go to bed” and stay up for another two hours

official-kircheis:

deltamothsblog:

the world is in peril, and people are hurting

but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.

blujaynoodles:

wistfulelfgirl:

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

nyaa:

ケモミミモドキのひみつ - [akai sashimi]

roanokio:

princehendir:

princehendir:

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you…..

Promise you’ll stop for me :(

Waffle Iron accident im so sorry

catgirl-milk:

why isn’t there a pretty tgirl sitting on my face 🥺🥺

caecilius-est-pater:

artfullheart:

rongzhi:

Buying a car

English added by me :)